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5 Painless Ways to Kickstart Your Weight Loss

In Uncategorized on December 1, 2011 at 4:41 pm

1. Kick the cereal habit.
Cereal is delicious, and I for one could live on it exclusively, but it’s not really your friend when you’re trying to lose weight. Have you ever measured out a serving of cereal? It varies, but it’s usually about a cup. A handful. How much cereal do you eat? A bowlful? You mean like, 3 cups? Multiply that by about 130 calories per serving, and you have a 390 calorie breakfast that isn’t especially filling. You could have an egg sandwich or an enormous bowl of oatmeal for that.

And don’t get me started on granola. Filling, yes. Scrumptious, yes. But whoa – around 500 calories per cup? They fool you because the listed serving size is a quarter-cup, which is about how much you feed a toddler who’s not feeling well. Ugh. Here’s a hint – when you’re dieting, granola isn’t good for anything. Not even as a topping for your yogurt. Speaking of yogurt…

2. Enough with the yogurt already!
Real, actual Greek yogurt is very good for you – it’s got protein, probiotics, and no added sugar. Great. Use it in place of butter or sour cream if you want, but it’s still too high-calorie for a snack. And if you’re eating those little plastic cups of flavored yogurt – forget it. Stop right now. They are loaded with sugar, too high-calorie for the volume, and really not a valuable addition to your diet. And Activia is no better – it’s got probiotics, but so does real Greek yogurt. If you read the fine print, Activia is only proven to help your bowels if you eat it three times per day. That’s about 300 extra calories per day. That’s about an hour’s walk. Stop it.

3. Don’t drink calories!
Your body doesn’t register calories from beverages as nourishment, so they won’t squash your appetite. Save your precious calories for food, and drink only zero-calorie liquids. Water, tea, coffee – but no cream or sugar! Even diet soda and diet energy drinks are fine in terms of weight loss. Artificial sweeteners have gotten a bad rap, but they’re safe if you’re not drinking 100 gallons every day.

4. Embrace the artificial.
Do you want to be all-natural, or do you want to be thin? Ideally, we would all eat local, organic food. But when you’re dieting, if eating an artificial product means the difference between blowing your diet and sticking to it, go for it. Artificial sweeteners can help wean you away from your sweet tooth, and Walden Farms has a line of CALORIE-FREE salad dressings, chocolate syrup, marshmallow fluff, and even peanut butter. Sure, it’s not as good as the real thing and it doesn’t teach you better eating habits, but if you absolutely must taste something sweet before you commit homicide, it’s better if it doesn’t throw your diet off course.

5. Get your caffeine.
This is another one of my unpopular tricks, but I still tell all of my clients to stick with the caffeine if they enjoy it. Nothing (legal and OTC) has ever been proven to help with weight loss better than caffeine. It curbs your appetite, increases your calorie burn, and helps you get your ass off the couch and to the gym. In fact, taking caffeine about 30 minutes before a workout helps you burn more calories during that workout, even working at your usual intensity. Of course, if you’re caffeine-sensitive, pregnant, nursing or have any other medical condition that makes your doctors warn you against caffeine, this particular tip is not for you. But if you enjoy caffeine, drink your coffee, grab that sugar-free Rockstar, chug that espresso and soldier on!

Spinach Pasta With Acorn Squash

In Breads / Grains, Pasta, Uncategorized, Vegetables on November 9, 2011 at 8:52 pm

Everybody jump in the wayback machine for a post from February 2011!!!

This meal is a great carb-loader. Go run a marathon! Or around the block. Or around the room...

Welcome to the new incarnation of Kitchenella! I thank you all for waiting. I know, I’ve taken a looong break, but I’m back with more delicious stuff. The difference is, this delicious stuff won’t turn you into an enormous fattie like the other delicious stuff.

Rest assured, there will be cheat days – after all, science has proven that one day a week of diet abandonment actually does you good. Just not EVERY day. Right, self? Um, yeah…

Okay. This post is about several things:

Acorn squash – because I had never had it before, and I always like to do different things with squash. So I made a pasta sauce out of it.

My new pasta machine – this one. My grandmother sent it to me for Christmas, and I couldn’t wait to try it out. I’ll post the recipe for the spinach pasta below, and I’ll share my adventures in pasta-making.

My new KitchenAid mixer – this one. W00T! Yeah, you can go ahead and be jealous. The mister gave it to me for Christmas, and I’ve been looking for reasons to use it just about every day since. Please notice that it is the PRO model, not the piddlin’ little Artisan. Heh heh. Don’t worry – you can still make the pasta without it.

So, on to the food. Like I said, squash. Good for you, pretty to look at, sweet and nutty, but once you’ve made soup with it, what do you do? I know, I wondered the same thing. For some reason, I have a hard time eating just plain old chunks of squash like a side dish.

I ended up taking a chance – I had an idea that a squash puree might be a good ravioli stuffing, so I tried. As it turned out, I severely overestimated my skills at making non-punctured ravioli, so that is a skill to polish for another day. But I still needed to make dinner, and I had all this pasta sitting around (see below), so I turned it into a sauce.

Genius! Awesome. Even the veggie-averse Gorilla raved about it. Different at first, perhaps, but definitely a keeper (just like, incidentally, the Gorilla himself).

And get a load of the nutritional info! Chock full, it is. Oh, by the way, I’ll be putting that stuff on every post, so no fooling yourself about your diet any longer. ‘Kay?

Acorn Squash Pasta Sauce:
Ingredients:
1 acorn squash
salt, pepper, cinnamon, nutmeg, cayenne, cumin to taste
1/2 cup onion, chopped
1 clove garlic, minced
1 cup peas, frozen
1 teaspoon lite maple syrup
dash coriander
2 carrots, shredded
2 ounces, mozzarella cheese, crumbled

Do this ahead of time – place the squash on a foil-lined baking sheet and bake at 400 for about an hour, or until the skin is dark and bubbly. Remove it from the oven and let it sit until it is completely cool.

Okay. When you start getting hungry, separate the squash from the skin – it should come right off. Throw away the seeds and stringy pulp, because it’s a weird texture and you don’t need it. You can roast the seeds, though – they make a nice snack.

Put the usable portion of the squash in a bowl and mash it until it’s smoothish. Add the spices except for the coriander – taste as you go, and add what makes you happy. I used only a dash of everything, but if you like stronger taste, go for it. Refrigerate the bowl until you are ready to use it.

Saute the onion in 2 tablespoons of canola oil until tender and translucent, and add the garlic and peas. Keep everything moving around the pan until  the peas are cooked through, about five minutes or so.

Add the squash, along with any liquid that may have separated and accumulated in the bottom of the bowl. Mix everything around, and add the syrup and coriander.

If your squash didn’t release very much liquid, you can thin the sauce with chicken or vegetable broth, but not too thin. If it’s too thin for your taste, simmer on high for a couple of minutes until it reduces. Otherwise, just simmer on medium or low for a few seconds.

Serve over pasta, sprinkle with shredded carrots and crumbled mozz, and chow down!

Nutrition Info
Servings: 4
Calories: 130
Carbs: 21.9 g
Fiber: 4.4 g
Protein: 6.7 g
Total Fat: 2.6 g
Sat. Fat: 1.5 g
Sodium: 133.3 mg
Cholesterol: 8.2 mg
Vit A: 97.2%
Vit C: 36.1%
Calcium: 15%
(based on 2000 calories)

This was only the beginning...

Okay, now on to the pasta debacle. It turned out well, but I was completely unprepared for the length of the process. Did you know that pasta machines are not magic?

Anyway, I tweaked a typical pasta recipe, and was totally unaware of the sheer volume of pasta that was about to happen. It didn’t seem  like a large quantity of ingredients, and it didn’t seem to be a lot of dough. But once I began running it through the machine, I discovered I was in over my head.

I had pasta everywhere, and no choice but to continue rolling until the entire batch was done, or all that dough would go to waste. The directions said to dry the pasta on a kitchen towel, but I only own, like, five of them, and two of them were already in use. I ended up using parchment and an old ugly curtain we had bought out of desperation.

This project ended up taking over three entire counters in my kitchen, and it even spilled over onto the dining room table. Yes, two rooms. I implore you not to attempt this on a busy day. It was actually very fun, but gosh. It took a long time.

Spinach Pasta

Ingredients:

10-ounce package of frozen chopped spinach, thawed

4 cups flour

4 eggs

Honestly, you can use fresh spinach if you’re a purist, but the frozen saves you the trouble of cooking and chopping it yourself. Anyway…

In a blender, puree the spinach and the eggs.

Mound the flour into a large bowl (or the bowl of your KitchenAid stand mixer… hee hee!), make a well in the center, and pour in the puree.

Mix until smooth. If you have a KitchenAid, you can actually walk away for a bit at this point…  hah!

The dough should be moist but not sticky. When it’s finally reached the point where it is cool, smooth and solid-feeling, pick the ball up between your hands and mash it around a little.

Now, either run it through your pasta machine or knead it by hand until you can roll it extremely thin without it breaking. It may take some trial and error.

I sent most of mine through the kneading process only once, and it came out great. But then I had to send a ball through a second time, and it definitely did come out more homogenized and together-like, so use your judgement.

Once the dough is kneaded, just send it through the portion of your pasta maker that cuts the shape you want, or roll it out and cut it by hand. I got a little creative, and tried some giant bowties in addition to my fettucine. Meh. Kinda sloppy. You can’t properly pinch pasta with long nails.

Once the pasta is whatever shape you want it, lay it on towels or parchment or something to let it air dry. I left mine out overnight, and it came out beautifully. If you made long, skinny pasta, you can dry it in little piles – it will separate when you cook it. If you make ravioli, though, you should freeze them right away so the filling doesn’t go bad.

Nutrition Info
Servings: 8 (generous)
Calories: 337
Carbs: 60.4 g
Fiber: 4.7 g
Protein: 13.8 g
Total Fat: 4.5 g
Sat. Fat: 1.6 g
Sodium: 117.5 mg
Cholesterol: 119.4 mg
Vit A: 94.6%
Vit C: 23.7%
Folate: 45%
Iron: 24.6%
(based on 2000 calories)

Sooo… okay! That’s it! It’s been awhile since my last post, but I sure made up for it, didn’t I?  :)

I Take it All Back!!!

In Uncategorized on November 9, 2011 at 8:29 pm

Okay guys, the new site has turned out to be a nightmare. One problem after another, and the ads are getting on my nerves. So forget monetizing the blog itself, I’ll just have to rely on my dear readers to buy stuff from my store (please?) because writers don’t get paid much and my mortgage is due every single month.

Long story short, I’m back to this site, the one we all know, love, and are subscribed to already. I am, however, continuing the healthy eating thing — with a few cheat meals thrown in occasionally because a life utterly devoid of junk food is a life I want no part of.

I’m kicking off the welcome-home party by re-posting a couple of recipes from the other site, because they’re too good to miss and some people are too lazy to click their way over there.

Before too long, I should be back in the swing of things. The kitchen is done, and my main client has had their fill of writing for awhile, so I’m broke and bored. I shall cook thee up a storm!

Keep an eye out! No, keep it in. It’s better there. But keep it open. Keep them both open. Especially if you’re driving. You shouldn’t be browsing the internet while you’re driving! What are you, nuts?

It’s Ready!!!! At Long Last….

In Uncategorized on February 17, 2011 at 5:53 pm

Okay, kitchenettes – the new site is ready for your viewing pleasure!

It’s taken so long, and there are still a few minor kinks to work out. Some parts of the site are still in the works, but the recipes are already rolling.

Go Here: Kitchenella.com

The new site is where I’ll be sharing the love from now on, but rest assured that this site will stay up so you can still access the recipes.

So take a click on over and look around! I’ve posted links to diet and nutrition articles I’ve written for Livestrong.com, and I’m in the process of building a fun widget page. Of course, the Kitchenella’s Picks store remains, but I’ve added a separate store where you can get exclusive Kitchenella gear!

My About page has a contact button that you can use to tell me what you’d like to see more or less of. It’s like building a new blog from scratch, so bear with me. Not to mention, I’m not so great at web design. Learning as I go.

Don’t forget to subscribe to the new site as well – the button is on the recipe page. If you’ve subscribed to this blog already, you still have to resubscribe on the new site because I won’t be updating this page anymore.

So anyway, come visit me!

Change is A’Comin’!

In Uncategorized on December 11, 2010 at 4:59 pm

Hello, darlings. No, I have not forgotten about you. Things have been busy around here, what with renovating the house and all. Yes, I’ve been cooking, and no, it’s nothing I’m particularly eager to share with you. Boring stuff. Diet stuff.

So yeah, I let myself get away from me a bit, so I went on a VERY TEMPORARY high-protein diet to assist my progress with a particular fitness routine. It bit big donkey butt. I love meat, don’t get me wrong – if you’ve been following my site at all, you already know about my passion for bacon. But when it’s all meat, all the time, it gets tiresome and boring, and you start to smell funny.

So I’m eating normally once again. Unfortunately, today that meant eating a bunch of homemade graham crackers, but I’m usually better than that.

ANYHOO, I’ve dropped in to let you know what’s going on with the site. Big changes are in the works, and even though one of them in particular might be a little painful at first, it will be good for you in the long run. I promise.

After the first of the year, Kitchenella will have a new look, and will be hosted on our own domain. So I’ll be able to put up a lot more cool stuff, and there will be widgets and gadgets and things to play with. Yay!

Here’s the part that might hurt — after the first, my recipes will be geared towards healthy living.

NOOOOOOO!!!!!

Calm down, dears, and let me explain.

As many of you know, I write for a living. I recently began writing for LIVESTRONG.com, which is all about diet and fitness and nutrition, and it’s been great. I’ve been all about this stuff for most of my life, and it’s been great getting reliable info to the masses.

The problem is, I have to sit on my butt all day in front of the computer. Great for the bank account, not so great for the butt. Or the back. Or the thighs. See where I’m going with this? It got to the point where my workouts got edged out in favor of either renovations or writing.

So I figured I needed to find a way to work out for a living. Get this – I’m going to be a personal trainer! Yeah, I’m psyched. But as a personal trainer, I can’t very well write a blog about Breakfast Pizza or Burgers Parm. Doesn’t jibe.

So my site will concentrate on healthy foods that are easy to make and don’t require exotic ingredients that you have to trek through the jungles of (insert faraway place here) to find. Oh yeah — and they have to taste good, to0.

In order to get healthy and stay healthy, you have to make it a lifestyle. Diets don’t work, because there’s a stop point, after which you go back to eating like crap and become a great big fattie again. So I’m going to focus on creating recipes that are so delicious, you won’t even notice that you’re eating healthy food. Like last night, the Gorilla and I had blackened Mahi with Greek chickpea salad with cranberries and sauteed spinach. Delish. And good for you! See, it can be done. Today’s graham cracker episode notwithstanding.

C’mon folks. This is a train we can all get on, okay?

I’ve been writing a bunch of articles that debunk popular fad diets, diet pills and supplements, and I’ll link to them on the new site. Useful information, but here’s a spoiler — they don’t work. Ever. None of them. Nope, they don’t. Not even that one. I’ve inspected ingredient lists, searched through databases and digested research reports. They are all scams, and some are downright dangerous. Here’s a clue — if it works and is safe, it will be prescription-only and cost a fortune. If the major drug companies are competing to find the cure for obesity, do you really think some penny-ante supplement company has the lock on the secret formula? No. They lie.

So yeah, that’s what’s going on. New year, new Kitchenella. I hope you’ll join me.

 

Oh yeah — if you want to look for me on LIVESTRONG, I write under the name Tricia McMillan. It’s a pen name! Only because I don’t have final editorial control over my work, and the editors often edit their little butts off, and by best stuff gets cut. <le sigh> Anyway, bonus if you know where the name comes from!

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